Female. 25. Georgia native. Ravenclaw with a Gryffindor candy shell. Your typical 8-5 office employee with a cat and a penchant for young adult literature. Lover of the "-arita" line of adult beverages. Relentless dreamer. Running full-tilt at windmills with a book in her hand.

viewtifulcrow:

biggest plot twist ever..

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

kel-s-d:

jenitals-:

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

beatonna:

If you enjoyed poking fun at genres with Femme Fatale, and if you like smart parody, give Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock a spin.  It’s one of my favourite humour collections of all time.  Leacock is perhaps not very well known outside his native land, but he is a grandfather of parody, among the best of them.  Nonsense Novels was first published in 1911, and takes on several literary tropes, the first - as you see here - is the Great Detective.  The link is to a nice pdf of the whole book.

beatonna:

If you enjoyed poking fun at genres with Femme Fatale, and if you like smart parody, give Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock a spin.  It’s one of my favourite humour collections of all time.  Leacock is perhaps not very well known outside his native land, but he is a grandfather of parody, among the best of them.  Nonsense Novels was first published in 1911, and takes on several literary tropes, the first - as you see here - is the Great Detective.  The link is to a nice pdf of the whole book.

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

plus-heureuse:

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

All is right in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

[frozenspark]
haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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prozdvoices:

said:

Twelve Marios having Thanksgiving dinner. Talking over each other and generally having a good time.

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I present to you A Very Mario Thanksgiving.

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real

corink: